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Hace días que llueve en Buenos Aires. Yo ya perdí la cuenta. La semana pasada pensé en empezar a construir un Arca con la básica madera de mi escritorio laboral. Desistí, a los 5 minutos (solté a los dos conejos que había puesto en una bolsa de coto). Recapacité: Me gusta pensar la posibilidad de un final de mundo, húmedo, que el apocalipsis te agarré comiendo churros, viendo como se reagrupan las gotas para conformar la idea de azar. Lo mas infernal, la humedad entretejida en la ropa, en los cuerpos de lo ahogados. Nademos crawl hasta el apocalipsis (al margen, lo veo a Viel chapoteando en la costa, no mejor en reposera, me contempla, reza por mi). Sigo:
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No saber hacia adonde apuntaba hace un rato.

(Elipsis)

Ayer charlábamos con Machimbre sobre paraguas. Somos hombres de paraguas, fue la conclusión. Inconscientemente cada uno manejaba su técnica.

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- El abrupto descenso para un toldo
- La técnica para lograr el beso de cachete entre apareguados
- La protección de laterales a la hora de cruzar una calle
- Cambio de horizonte para sortear puesto de revistas
- La influencia del viento en la dirección de la gota (hay casos en que llevar el paraguas apaisado, como escudo, puede ser la mejor solución)
- El aprovechar recursos, viajen dos en un solo paragua
- La caballerosidad para con la lluvia (a ser, si se hace imposible la defensa, cerrar el paragua y caminar con dignidad, a la velocidad de siempre)
-El orgullo del propio paraguas. Un paragua es como tu propio pito.
-Escala de percepcion para no cometer la apertura banal (diferenciar entre la lluvia y la garua).

Por aclarar queda:
- Porque las personas fruncen la cara cuando garua finito
- Los machotes o raperos que hacen pasar sombrillas por paragua (serán los mismos que tramoyan lo' gato por liebre?)
-Si corres bajo la lluvia, te mojas más o menos que si caminas. (se que cazadores de mitos lo hizo, pero no recuerdo el resultado)

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A Miguel le jode sobrenamente las bolas, los aparaguados que caminan pegados a la pared, ocupándole el lugar al peatón desmemoriado, el poco preventor.

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