viernes, octubre 12, 2007

Hace días que llueve en Buenos Aires. Yo ya perdí la cuenta. La semana pasada pensé en empezar a construir un Arca con la básica madera de mi escritorio laboral. Desistí, a los 5 minutos (solté a los dos conejos que había puesto en una bolsa de coto). Recapacité: Me gusta pensar la posibilidad de un final de mundo, húmedo, que el apocalipsis te agarré comiendo churros, viendo como se reagrupan las gotas para conformar la idea de azar. Lo mas infernal, la humedad entretejida en la ropa, en los cuerpos de lo ahogados. Nademos crawl hasta el apocalipsis (al margen, lo veo a Viel chapoteando en la costa, no mejor en reposera, me contempla, reza por mi). Sigo:
Hace días que llueve y como perdí la cuenta, supongo por los hongos estos que se acomodaron en el teclado. Hongos que tienen las consistencia de la letra, que se autogestionan lugar (así forzando indiferentes) en el ABC. Y ahora la letra puede ser realmente muda y dar croma. Hace dias, dos quizás, por regla de tres simples, o por descular una ecuación de una incógnita, donde X es el tiempo y lo conocido, lo numérico concreto, es la velocidad de ese hongo que crece como una papa.

(Elipsis)


No saber hacia adonde apuntaba hace un rato.

(Elipsis)

Ayer charlábamos con Machimbre sobre paraguas. Somos hombres de paraguas, fue la conclusión. Inconscientemente cada uno manejaba su técnica.

Técnicas, tópicos, axiomas:

- El abrupto descenso para un toldo
- La técnica para lograr el beso de cachete entre apareguados
- La protección de laterales a la hora de cruzar una calle
- Cambio de horizonte para sortear puesto de revistas
- La influencia del viento en la dirección de la gota (hay casos en que llevar el paraguas apaisado, como escudo, puede ser la mejor solución)
- El aprovechar recursos, viajen dos en un solo paragua
- La caballerosidad para con la lluvia (a ser, si se hace imposible la defensa, cerrar el paragua y caminar con dignidad, a la velocidad de siempre)
-El orgullo del propio paraguas. Un paragua es como tu propio pito.
-Escala de percepcion para no cometer la apertura banal (diferenciar entre la lluvia y la garua).

Por aclarar queda:
- Porque las personas fruncen la cara cuando garua finito
- Los machotes o raperos que hacen pasar sombrillas por paragua (serán los mismos que tramoyan lo' gato por liebre?)
-Si corres bajo la lluvia, te mojas más o menos que si caminas. (se que cazadores de mitos lo hizo, pero no recuerdo el resultado)

Final:

A Miguel le jode sobrenamente las bolas, los aparaguados que caminan pegados a la pared, ocupándole el lugar al peatón desmemoriado, el poco preventor.

A mi las baldosas flojas y tener que andar limpiando lentes para ver los semáforos.

16 comentarios:

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ja
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el paraguas es un invento defectuoso de pi a pa
yo me queria conseguir una especie de capsula protectora, una que vi una vez haciendo de un viejecito una especie de escarabajo gigante, era fantastica, no se doblaba con nada, eso si, en cualquier momento el escarabajo chocaba y quedaba tirado en el piso boca arriba moviendo las patitas...

digamos que no hay tu tia

yo ya no salgo con paraguas

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con que estas a ful eh?
gracias por pasarte por mi blog, me quedo con tu firma como un souvenir que espero se repita!
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F. dijo...

¡jajaja!

La de la cápsula es la que todos queremos cada vez que salimos de casa y llueve. Porque claro, si estás volviendo a casa y llueve no te rompe tanto las pelotas, llegás, te duchás, te sacás lo mojado (ehmm, mejor que sea: "te sacás lo mojado, te duchás") , y FUE. Pero cuando estás saliendo hacia ESA reunión o al laburo o loquisea es un gol en contra con la rodilla.

La lluvia debe ser el fenómeno meteorológico que más da que hablar al ser argentino, ¿no te parece?
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